What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:03

Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Unde non omnis quia ut et magni ea.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!